Best Places to Play in Public
Sex in public can be a risky move that most of us wouldn’t dare to try, but I’m not like most. Have you ever had fantasies while you’re out and about, suddenly grabbing your partner and fucking like wild stallions in front of everyone? Well, that’s totally illegal and you’ll get tasered naked, not an experience you want. But what if you could get that same thrill out of doing it in public, without the risk of scaring the townsfolk and having the police show up? Would you take it? Maybe the old version of you wouldn’t, but the fact that you’re still reading this might hint otherwise…
I’m going to give you the rundown on having sex in public places, where to do it, what you can get away with, and how much pleasure you are going to get from the thrill of it. Couples in relationships mostly center their sex lives around the bedroom, but after years of sex in the same room, maybe it’s time to try something new. Those four walls and your trusty bed may have seen you through countless fuck sessions, but there’s a whole world to explore.
Location, Location, Location…
Having sex in public relies on a few key elements. The first; picking the right location. There are a huge number of places where you can sneakily get away with whipping out your cock and pussy, but there are also several places to avoid. I wouldn’t advise doing it in the carpark of the police station, a courtroom, the supermarket aisle, or anywhere you can be identified on CCTV cameras. There are plenty of better, more discreet places where you can feel just as naughty, with less risk of exposure and a criminal record. For example, here is an imaginary scenario that totally didn’t happen once when I was 20….
Once upon a time, my very new boyfriend and I were walking hand in hand next to the river after a romantic dinner. It was a late spring evening, and the sun was setting on us as we strolled along, staring into each other’s eyes. The electricity between us buzzed in the night air as we passed underneath a large bridge. The shadows of the bridge engulfed our own and in a split second, it was on! Our mouths and hands were all over each other as he pushed me up against the foundation, our bodies aching and loins throbbing. My shirt was half open, my supple breast in his mouth, his other hand was under my skirt and in my panties when…
“HONK!!!!” A Pontoon party boat carrying 30 drunk businessmen, drove past us on the river. The headlights had only just been turned on as the light of the sun faded, throwing the two of us into the spotlight. Drunken shouts of approval and ‘kind’ words of encouragement came flooding in from across the water as we scrambled to fix our disheveled clothing.
We looked at one another and laughed as the boat disappeared down the river, their shouts of praise and honking horn echoed on the ripples of the water. After a sigh of relief in unison, we launched our bodies together like mad, sex crazed monsters, fucking like rabbits against the same foundation as before. It was hot, wild sex, the thrilling adrenaline of being caught and the possibility of it happening again heightened our arousal! The rush of ecstasy had escalated to atomic levels and our simultaneous orgasms exploded under the now dazzling lights of the city. The thing about that electric moment under the bridge, is that I will remember it for the rest of my life. That’s if it was true of course…
A Night at The Movies
Under a bridge isn’t the only place to do dirty deeds in public, and your encounters don’t always have to entail penetration. Think outside the box. The next time you go to the movies pick a movie and time that will be less occupied. Go straight to the back row and wait until at least the first quarter of the movie when everyone else is focused on the storyline.
Make sure you cover both your laps with a jacket or small blanket, so your deeds stay discreet. Gently stroke your partners thigh or arm, sparking their sexual drive. Undo your partners pants slowly and slide your hand in, eyes to the front. Massage his hardening cock while the two of you innocently watch the film. He’ll be so turned on; his hand will be down your panties in a flash. For a little more risk and if there’s no one in your row, lean over and take that dick in your mouth, letting him explode without a wet patch on his pants afterwards. It will be the best movie you have ever seen!
Water Wonderful World!
Any place with water can be a new place to have sex in if you think about it. Most of us have probably already banged in the spa, the pool, the shower, but how about we venture a bit more outdoors? The beach has quite a few options for having sex, but I must warn you, sand in cracks is both painful and unpleasant. Why go through the chaffing when the ocean is right there begging your bodies to come in it, literally! There’s something powerful about the ocean, it holds a magnetism we can’t quite explain so use it to your sexual advantage.
Having sex in the ocean is more magical and discreet than other places, as no one can see what you’re doing under the constant movement of the water. You’re both wearing minimal clothing already, so access is easy. Your wet bodies can join as one by pulling your cock out and sliding her bikini aside, pushing yourself inside her as the waves pound the shore, filling your senses, as you fill her pussy. The thought alone is a tantalizing one, and the best part? The ocean will not only clean up your sex juices for you, but the salt water is also great for your skin!
Stuck in Traffic? No Problem!
Next time you’re stuck in traffic and want to take some of your partner’s stress away, think of the many things you can do sexually in that moment that you will get away with. Girls, you can give him a hand job or a quick blowjob to make the minutes fly past. If your woman is in the driver’s seat, then guys start by running your fingers across her face and down her neck, down past her breasts (give them a cheeky squeeze before continuing).
Run your hand up the inside of her thigh gently before diving into those sweet panties with your eager fingers. Watch as she melts into your touch and the other cars all seem to disappear. By the time you can pull over and move it to the backseat or race through the front doors of your home, you’ll both be at the brink, horny as a bull and ready to fuck each other’s brains out!
Be Spontaneous!
You don’t have to have a destination or a sketched-out plan, being spontaneous is a massive turn on. If you find yourselves in an opportunistic area suddenly and think you can get away with having a quickie, then go for it! You and your partner could be out for a nice stroll in the countryside and find a fat tree or a boulder to fuck against. Perhaps you pass a dark, slightly menacing alleyway and want to play out your dirty street-sex fantasies? Or sneak your partner into the public toilet and lock yourselves in a stall, just keep your moans of pleasure to a minimum (if you can).
Easy places to get away with public sex are darkened pubs, clubs and concerts, as the pounding music and dancing lights disguise your play time. It just takes a little hitching up of the skirt, and you’ve got yourself a hot situation. If someone does happen to catch you in the act, don’t panic. Unless it’s the police you’re safe, most people will just walk the other way.
I could list a dozen more locations, so here’s a few extras to add to your naughty list: A half-empty train carriage, in the sand dunes (use a towel for the person underneath), at the drive-in movies. You want more? How about the local pool, in a cave, on a park bench or against the slide (avoid this in daylight hours). For the ultimate thrill seekers why not try the cemetery after dark? You may wake the dead, but they’ll be happy about it.
There’s not much to lose and everything to gain by getting it on in public. It heightens your arousal by adding the element of risk and a hint of danger, to a once monotonous sex life. The world is your bedroom from now on, so seize the moments while you can.