Getting Creative with Your Vibrator
If you have never tried a vibrator before, one might think you’ve been living under a rock for your adult life. Even Cleopatra, the Queen of Egypt had her own version, made from the hard shell of a fruit called a Gourd. The shape of the shell resembled a sealed vase, of which she would have her servants fill with bees! Yes, you read that right, live buzzing bees, creating that tantalizing pleasure that these days we get from a vibrator. I mean there must be a reason that Julius Caesar and Marc Antony kept coming back for more!...
I should mention that there is no actual proof of this, (as it may or may not be just a rumor) but that’s beside the point. Even the most seductive woman in history wanted that vibrational power in her pussy, and as someone with a severe bee phobia, I can happily say that Cleopatra’s version was only fit for a Queen!
Time to Make a Purchase
The good news is you don’t need to be royalty to get that fire burning in the bedroom, in modern times vibrators have become affordable and obtainable for everyone. The vibrators of today are now made from a variety of safe materials and are 100% free of bees. Instead of live insects powering up your toy, they now use batteries, can be plugged into the wall, or charged up via USB. The range is beyond the limits of the imagination, so pick a style that appeals to you and your partner as individuals, and as a sexy power couple! There are hundreds of sites you can check out together before you decide which ones are right for you.
Here are my personal top 3: Love honey, Adam & Eve and Lelo, all offering discreet delivery and money back guarantees on faulty merchandise. From the more environmental perspective, I suggest checking out Maude’s range of organic and waterproof products.
Choose Your Weapon
Size and shape will matter for your first vibrating experiences, so unless you’re a fan of extreme sports, I’d keep it to a small or medium for the first time. Everyone’s body is unique and varied like fingerprints; no two are identical. Areas and levels of sensitivity vary from person to person, a fact reflected in the ever-growing range that Sexperts around the world are creating. Base your choices on the knowledge of your intimate parts, your limits, and your desires. The saying “One-size-fits-all” couldn’t be more wrong in this regard. I wouldn’t recommend trying to shove a penis sized vibrator up anyone’s ass on the first try, but if you do, a little warning and a lot of lube might be required…
Masturbation, The Vibrator and The Two of You
Sexy people of the world, pleasure is at your pussy lips, I mean fingertips! Using a vibrator when you masturbate changes the whole dynamic of your orgasm. Even the most standard vibrator levels up any climax, as the secret is all in the buzz. Sure, you can use your hands and achieve slightly the same result in 5 hours, but you’ll also have an RSI (Repetitive Strain Injury) in your wrist. Why don’t you just give in, buy a vibrator, and let it do the work for you, only a shit load better…
Ladies, I’ll let you all in on a little secret. Men love the thought and sight of a woman masturbating, it makes them hard in seconds. You don’t even need to touch him, just yourself. Choose your preferred vibrator and get ready for action. Start by running it over the outer areas of your vagina, using small circular motions on your skin. Put the head of the vibrator on your clit, if it’s too sensitive under the hood, keep it on the outside. Your body will find its sexual rhythm within minutes as you move the shaft to your sweet opening. Don’t just slam it in (unless you want to), tease yourself with the head, massaging the entrance before pushing that bad boy deeper.
Your partner? By now he’s drooling onto his own cock, as he watches his very own live porn show starring YOU! His dick will be rock hard, ready to fuck you senseless, and guess what? The vibrator is coming too. While he fills one hole, the other will be full of pulsing madness, bringing you both to simultaneous orgasm, as the electrified energy flows through your entwined bodies.
Tease and Denial
Guys, here’s my tip of the week for you, it’s called ‘Tease and Denial.’ These two words are your best ally when it comes to properly turning on your partner. I want you to think outside the box with this one. Women have many sensitive areas on their bodies, not just the ones located in or near their vaginas. It’s in your best interest to find them.
Start with a sensual massage incorporating the vibrator. Run it slowly across her shoulders and the back of her neck, down her spine and across her sexy ass. Let the vibrator linger a while over this area, the pulsations will send waves of stimulation throughout her entire body. Run the device over the back of her thighs, down to her feet and back up the inside of her legs, once again slowing it down as you reach (yet avoid) her aching pussy. Roll her over and repeat.
As she lays on her back, slide the vibrator along the side of her neck and down her chest, tracing it along the curved lines of her breasts, pausing to circle each erect nipple. Now take the vibrator down to her stomach, over her hips, passing that pulsing wet pussy with the lightest tingling touch. By now she’s a hot mess, the vibrations tingling across her whole body bringing her to a level of horny you’ve never seen before. Trust me, being teased without penetration brings us women to our knees, she’ll be begging to be filled by your throbbing cock in every orifice!
Couple’s Packs
The vibrating fun doesn’t end there though. As I previously mentioned, the range of vibrators is mind blowing, positively encouraging couples to be more adventurous with each other. The “Couple’s range” was designed to cater to both of your wildest fantasies, opening the doors to an endless array of possibilities between the sheets. These handy sets include a vibrator each (smaller bullet size for him) and vibrating cock rings with optional second dildo attachments.
In a step even I didn’t anticipate, I came the release of the vibrating G-string, a miracle of modern science! This beauty has a small vibrating bar sewn into the string at the front, positioned on her clit, humming gently through the material. At the crotch, a circle of beads sits around the pussy hole, massaging his cock with each deep thrust! Unified climax? You can count on it.
Sticky Fingers and The Sexy Strap-On
Ever heard of a ‘Finger Vibe?’ Neither had I until recently … The Finger Vibe is a soft silicone glove for any finger and can be used by both you and your partner. Once again trust me, these bad boys are the perfect introduction for the inexperienced butthole, resulting in the most intense orgasm you’ve probably ever felt. Simply place it over your preferred finger and turn it on. The ribbed silicone body is designed to stimulate those hidden G-spots that most can’t find, or reach.
Even the once common strap on has advanced to include vibration. His and hers styles were created to shift the dynamics between the two of you from dominate to submissive and back again. Some I’ve found have the capabilities of filling both of your holes at the same time, resulting in unified glory!! The sex toys aimed at couples are what dreams are made off, no one misses out. They’re easy to use and easy to clean with just a little bit of warm soapy water.
Remember, good hygiene is a must with all sex toys. After-use maintenance will keep your intimate areas healthy and happy whilst increasing the longevity of the device itself.
*Never skip this step and always read the cleaning directions.
The use of the vibrator has become an accepted part of the sexual revolution, an integral player in this game of life, and the symbol of a happy vagina. The exciting world of pleasure and kink is now readily available to every couple with just the touch of a button. I call upon couples across the globe to take full advantage of this dynamic shift in sexual acceptance. Realize your time for exploration and partner bonding is now! It’s time to bring the heat back into your bedroom with a plethora of pulsating delights, designed specifically for pleasuring every part of you and your partner’s body.